全國第一的迷思 ( Myth No. 1 in the country )

全國第一的迷思 ( Myth No. 1 in the country )

今天下午去牽我那台壞在路邊的綠色摩托車回家
在回家的路上我看到了路邊施工的標語，上面寫著台北市地下水處理覆蓋率為全國第一

我第一個驚嘆號是

全國第一，那是世界第幾呢？

世界前十名，也是全國第一
世界最後一名，也是全國第一

如果你的全國第一，在世界排名是很後面的名次

那麼這個全國第一在外國人來看，是不是你們都很爛?

你們所謂的第一，卻是排在後面，那麼整個國家的形象不就壞了?

雖然我不知道是排名在第幾

但我認為，沒有在全世界Top 10 就別說全國第一

否則你們所號稱的全國第一，將會成為外國人取笑的對像


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The first myth (Myth No. 1 in the country)

I this afternoon to lead the bad green motorcycle by the roadside home
On our way home I saw the construction of roadside banners, reading Taipei groundwater treatment coverage for the first

My first marveled
The first, it is the world's number?

The world's top 10, is the first
The last is first in the country

If your first in the country in the world rankings is behind the Placing

Well, this first in the country in foreigners, it is not you very bad?

Your so-called First, it is in the back row, then the whole country's image is not on the bad?

Although I do not know in the first few rankings

But I think, not in the world let alone the Top 10 on the first

Otherwise you have called the first in the country, will become like the foreigners laugh at the